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Anshul Jain [10:19 AM]:

Rajnikant fixed many bugs but didn't get any side effect till date..

Gajendra Dadheech [10:19 AM]:

KPI is not defined for Rajni

he is the standard for it.

Ankush Sharma [10:19 AM]:

infact rajni killed all the bugs

Anshul Jain [10:20 AM]:

Avg bug resolve time for Rajni is "ZERO".
Ankush Sharma [10:21 AM]: Rajni never use the term - Plese help to check this issue....

its - mind it

Arpit Rusia [10:21 AM]:

Whenever there is a bug it is considered as a new feature
Akhil Kumar [10:22 AM]:
rajni doesn't own any module or feature...he owns feature owners

Ankush Sharma [10:23 AM]:
Rajni can do checkins in any file .....he doesnt require permission he simply notifies

Akhil Kumar [10:23 AM]:
once a manager dared to ask weekly status from rajni...these days he pulls rickshaw in front of rajnigandhaSameer

Digvijay Arya [10:24 AM]:
When Rajni gets a new feature request, he simply writes >new rajni, compiler does the rest
sahi

Ankush Sharma [10:24 AM]:

Rajni.c file has all the codes written in assembly language...
Ankush Sharma [10:24 AM]:
he never sends msg to l4 layer.....he simply calls d l4 layer n says ...rajni here

Akhil Kumar [10:25 AM]:
he doen't need drivers to interact with hardware..he talks directly

Ankush Sharma [10:25 AM]:
Rajni can download a binary at the rate of 3 X 10 to the power 8

Akhil Kumar [10:26 AM]:
rajni never attends a weekly meeting..he only attends manager_report_for_rajni meetings

Digvijay Arya [10:27 AM]:
The mmi_task is actually #def ver. of Rajni_task...everythng strts n end there...

Arpit Rusia [10:27 AM]:
in weekly meeting no one dares to ask rajni's weekly report... Rajni asks the weekly status of MTK

Akhil Kumar [10:28 AM]:
LG always takes the status from MTI engineers...because they fear what would they reply when RAJNI asks for status

Mufaddal Ali [10:28 AM]:
please assign bug to rajni if unresolved
he will solve just he gets

Arpit Rusia [10:29 AM]:
kill mufaddal... before Rajni kill us all...
for such a mistake

Ankush Sharma [10:29 AM]:
Rajni can simply debug the hardware by just having a look at it.....and can tell where the aasert is



Gajendra Dadheech [12:26 PM]:
Training for Rajni took place in record 41 sec and during that time span he was told where the pentry is.

Gajendra Dadheech [12:27 PM]:
And rest is history, he rejected the 09B framework and made his own and that too was a record

Gajendra Dadheech [12:28 PM]:
Rajni don't follow anyone
people run ahead of him
Once upon a time there was MMI and now there is Rajni_mmi

Ankush Sharma [12:29 PM]:
Rajni is awarde Overtime for every mili second of extra work if any

till now its niot reported
Akhil Kumar [10:29 AM]:
rajni maintains his own make file..rajni.mak

Ankush Sharma [10:30 AM]:
pass the parameter - Rajni to an api. it will bypass all the fata and asserts

Akhil Kumar [10:30 AM]:
rajni never uses winrar to extract the RAR files..he simply shakes his cabinet

Digvijay Arya [10:30 AM]:
rajni.mak prints...no one can make rajni..he makes you


Himanshu Sharma [10:30 AM]:
rajni remembers the binary code of all the projects


Mufaddal Ali [10:31 AM]:
he dont use flash tool to download just says..........Mind it!!!!!!!!!!!


Akhil Kumar [10:32 AM]:
rajni doesn't have space allocated on terminal server..he keeps his own global server


Gajendra Dadheech [10:32 AM]:
Rajni don't use computer, he has got some chinese in basement who memorizes the data and he compute over that.

Akhil Kumar [10:33 AM]:
once saini sahab dared to ask rajni to swipe hi card..from that days he has been moved from R & D to security

Himanshu Sharma [10:35 AM]:
rajnikant the born ultimatum

Gajendra Dadheech [10:35 AM]:
He don't use office communicator, he thinks about the person and the person comes running

u know why we are moving to a bigger office..because rajni has finally decided to use keyboard for coding(and he needs space for that)

Himanshu Sharma [10:38 AM]:
now every time he will type
there will be a sound in the backhround

fuck fuck finger

Ankush Sharma [10:38 AM]:
Every mail sent in MTI - FYI _ Rajni

Ankush Sharma [10:39 AM]:
if rajni is not in d lop. will get a mial from M K Tsai

Sameer Sethi [10:41 AM]:
every variable name starts with rajni_

Ankush Sharma [10:41 AM]:
type cast the variable with (Rajni)
now u can hold the netrire memory in it

and it will never give an error
Mufaddal Ali [10:43 AM]: I have declare a handler rajni_get_handler


Ankush Sharma [10:44 AM]:
there is never a popup when rajni is holding the phone - even he knows i wont b coming the next time

Gajendra Dadheech [10:49 AM]:

Rajni uses touchscreen phone with help of his hair.

Ankush Sharma [10:50 AM]:

Rajni is doing the coding for Zeus smart phone .....

Ankush Sharma [10:52 AM]:

Rajni done the coding for 10A CUI....dat too while he was getting bored of all the nonsense stuff from AVTAAR
Gajendra Dadheech [10:53 AM]:
Rajni don't need to write code, he just thinks about FRS and shits out code.

Ankush Sharma [10:54 AM]:

rajni simply looks the phone - n says.....ROM isze exceede
Mufaddal Ali [10:57 AM]:
he orders to change priority simply as drag and drop

i got a info.......someone has jus told me dat manager never takes personal leaves.......actually they reolve the bugs assigned by rajni in the meanwhile



Ankush Sharma [11:06 AM]:
i think rajni has found an issu in resgen

Akhil Kumar [11:16 AM]:
once dinesh sir had to cowork with rajni on one issue..DINESH bhai still shivers when he thinks about it


Gajendra Dadheech [11:31 AM]:
Once Rajni face some issue with his computer he thought about Jitesh but Jitest told him to create a ticket that day onwards Jitesh has been running like anything,



Gajendra Dadheech [12:26 PM]:
Training for Rajni took place in record 41 sec and during that time span he was told where the pentry is.

Gajendra Dadheech [12:27 PM]:
And rest is history, he rejected the 09B framework and made his own and that too was a record

Gajendra Dadheech [12:28 PM]:
Rajni don't follow anyone
people run ahead of him
Once upon a time there was MMI and now there is Rajni_mmi

Ankush Sharma [12:29 PM]:
Rajni is awarde Overtime for every mili second of extra work if any

till now its niot reported

All employee meeting has been renamed to - All employee + Rajni
N now it is held at Feroj shah kotla stadium

with rajni in pavillion and others on the ground

There is a new leave - RL, its rajnikant leave -- When he decides to take it, MTI declares it as holiday

So al the RL for rajnikant is as intact

Gajendra Dadheech [12:35 PM]:
Gajendra Dadheech [11:31 AM]: Once Rajni face some issue with his computer he thought about Jitesh but Jitest told him to create a ticket that day onwards Jitesh has been running like anything,

Ankush Sharma [12:37 PM]:
whenever u include the header fiel - Rajni.h and try to include another file....compiler gives a warning.......kya tumhe apni jindagi se pyaar nahi hai

Pathik Jhalavadia [12:38 PM]:
mediatek@rajnikant.com is by default in CC to all mails of MTI


Gajendra Dadheech [12:39 PM]:
Once Ankush tried to take chocolates on rajni's BDAY and in response rajni streched his hairs out. Result is visible.


Ankush Sharma [12:39 PM]:
once a missing hardware is named on Rajnis name......and from than onwards , that guy is missing

Ankush Sharma [12:42 PM]:
name plate for every employee - His/ Her Name + arrow showing where rajnikant sits

Gajendra Dadheech [12:49 PM]:

YOU all must have heard about GOOGLE, the second fastes search engine of the world.

Sameer Sethi [12:50 PM]:

rajni dont search he just think about it and all info come to screen

Dinesh Kumar [12:51 PM]:

Once rajni was notified that TT timing was after 6 pm and after that god kjnows what the hell happened to TT room........
bcoz rajni only told GOD about it

Akhil Kumar [1:00 PM]:
u know sameer lied to all of us when he said an insect had bit him on lips...actually it was rajni's......
Sameer Sethi [1:27 PM]:
rajni hota to i wud nt b alive now

Ankush Sharma [1:27 PM]:

actually it was an flying kiss from rajni

Digvijay Arya [1:27 PM]:

are vo to rajni ka pyar tha jo ye bach gaya..

he handled sameer gently..
Sameer Sethi [1:29 PM]:

arey gently mein bhi loola langda to hi jata
Akhil Kumar [2:03 PM]:
rajni is planning to give 500 gb inbuilt memory card and a washing machine in the upcoming version of ZEUS

Sameer Sethi [2:04 PM]:
tamil will be the default language and with wallpapers & animationof rajni

Gajendra Dadheech [2:06 PM]:
And default ringtone for message will be "Mind it, YannaRascalla"

Sameer Sethi [2:07 PM]:
and charge mobile battery u hv to say rajni rajni ...

Ankush Sharma [2:07 PM]:
dont say it more than three times

it will explode than
Varun Nayyar [2:23 PM]:
When the sun will expand to gulp in d 1st 4 planets of solar system, rajni will fart to make sun return to its normal state.

Wen rajni has to insert a new contact and the phonebook memory is full, he will just give it a stare and followed by a smile, and d fone will display "Saved" pop-up.

Ankush Sharma [2:27 PM]:
awesome....dats the only time a popup dares to come when the handsset is in hands of Rajni

only once it has been reported dat someone managed to sse the task manager on Rajni's PC - It was showing.......Performance 100 %, Sorry we cant show more than 100 % 1 Super active user, Available memory - trying to fetch from the users nearby......

Varun Nayyar [2:29 PM]:
If Rajni do d pre-sanity, then he will log d build errors and sanity fails, high issues, and medium issues.

Ankush Sharma [2:31 PM]:
One a tester reopened an issue on Rajnis name - Dat was the last time we heard him saying "Log nahi aa rahe"

Gajendra Dadheech [2:31 PM]:
someone has told rajni about this discussion and now he is searching for the leader of the group

Ankush Sharma [2:33 PM]:
Rajni has the ability of Opening 100 files simultaneously in Araxis merge for merging - and alwasy merge the 50th file from both sides

Dinesh Kumar [2:34 PM]:
Once rajni had just started writing code for one multimedia application and lge requested to include it in its phone. now a days That phones can be seen in market with that features's entry function as the only code in working state

Akhil Kumar [2:40 PM]:

once RAJNI incorrectly downloaded tianyu's binary on pisces..and people told him that it was wrong...from that day...names and every dependency has been interchanged...
do u know..who was rajni's mentor when he joined mediatek

?
rajni himself
Digvijay Arya [2:42 PM]:
rjni nvr joined MTI...MTI joined him
Ankush Sharma [2:42 PM]:


First 20-30 slide were regrding the significance of word ARAXIS no one asked any question
bcoz once he said became the rule

Arpit Rusia [3:06 PM]:
Rajni doesnt require IMEI number for his cell phone to work.. he download any arbitrary number and it is registered as new IMEI..

Varun Nayyar [3:16 PM]:
its nt arbitrary my friend
he always puts in the ascii equivalent of his name

R = 75, a = 97, j = 107, n = 111, i = 106

7597107111106
Varun Nayyar [3:19 PM]:
dis is a registered IMEI known as RMEI
Varun Nayyar [3:20 PM]:
as he doesnt believes in IMEI. he's already discussing with the G5 members regarding changing IMEI to RMEI

Ankush Sharma [3:23 PM]:

There was no interview when rajni came for joining
Shani just reported dat a guy name Rajni has come

Varun Nayyar [3:24 PM]:

Derz nthing as random number for Rajni. Since his name contains 'A', d begining of english alphabet, d start, 1, so all random numbers originate from his name. Dey appear us random bcoz our brain is not sharp enuf to process its meaning as is of Rajni

Ankush Sharma [3:27 PM]:

Rajnis PC is the only PC dat shows - Rajnis Computer rather than My computer ......



Varun Nayyar [4:07 PM]:
Once a girl dumped Rajni. Then she got married to Saddam Hussein and nw both r no-more

The MTI's punch line 4 Rajni --- API's and KPI's, Rajni in-between

Vikram Baghel [4:14 PM]:

y is der limit on sanity fail of max 3??

Varun Nayyar [4:14 PM]:

because lenght of rajnikanth's name is 9

and square root of it is 9

3*
Vikram Baghel [4:15 PM]:
u know y they closed office in h'bad??
Varun Nayyar [4:17 PM]:
wrong explanation, hyderabad means after hydra and rajni doesnt like staying behind ne1, so dey had to close h'bad ofc
Ankush Sharma [4:18 PM]:
Thats why there are rumours going on to renmae the MBJ headqurters to MRJ
mediatek Rajnikant

as only china can afford him

what serious fault does google search have when searched in terms of rajnikant's victims?
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